Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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