A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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