i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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