how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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