He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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