we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Randomize
