He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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