quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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