Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
did i walk over a car last night?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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