You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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