how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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