My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Drunk is not a location!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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