miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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