I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
that's an acceptable place to lick
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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