I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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