Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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