Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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