Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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