Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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