she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm always down for nudity.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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