ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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