so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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