there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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