it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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