piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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