is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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