yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
She's not a foreskin expert like you
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
