The maid of honor just puked.
too bad you live with your parents still
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
