I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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