i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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