Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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