why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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