I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Randomize
