Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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