i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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