Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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