I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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