this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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