Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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