Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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