I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
...so i touched it.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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