So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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