I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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