You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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