She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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