Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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