are you so shy because you have an std?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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