That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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