For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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