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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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