So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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