Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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