yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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