You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Everything about him screamed your future.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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