I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
