apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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