Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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