there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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