Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
My dad is sitting where you rode me
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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